Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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XD Jackass.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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You idiot.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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