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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

i dont fisish anythi

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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