What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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