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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby