- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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