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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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