A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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