- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

If you are reading this you are a nerd

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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