- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Golf.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

David Cameron

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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