A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Chris is hairy

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Anti Joke

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