What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

A man penetrates another man.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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