- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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