- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

A bar walks into a man

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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