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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

all these jokes are horrible now

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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