- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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