Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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