- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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