I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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