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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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