What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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