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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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