How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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