- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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