- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

These Jokes suck.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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