- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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