The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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