josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I am a mime

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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