Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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