- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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