- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Women's rights.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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