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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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