Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Chris is hairy

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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