I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Chuck Norris.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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