- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

I'm homeless.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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