A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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