- Anti Joke

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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