Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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