- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

how do you call someone? use a phone

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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