How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Andoni was here

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

A blind man walks into a library.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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