- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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