What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

A blind man walks into a library.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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