- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Rylan Clark

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

civil rights

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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