- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Women.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Blacks

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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