- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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