Yellow People !!

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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A lot eh?

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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