Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Im taking a shit right now.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's worse than this That :(

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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