What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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