Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Get on the boat.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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