- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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