- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

women's rights.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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