Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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