Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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