- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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You know what's cool? Yep.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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