- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

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