What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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What do I hate? people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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