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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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