whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Rylan Clark

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

How old are you? 7

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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