- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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