Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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My cat just died.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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