- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Pain Olympics.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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