- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

I wrote a funny joke.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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