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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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