- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Chris is hairy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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