Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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