- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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