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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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