Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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This isn't funny.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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