Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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dallen loves penis

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Denard Robinson

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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