What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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