Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

John lazzaro likes dick

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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