- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

I'm Polish.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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