- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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