- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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