- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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