- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What's worse than this That :(

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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