- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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