have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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